Total Medals Earned: 21 (From 8 different games.) Total Medal Score: 130 Points
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Lose 1 life
Throw 10 Water Balloons
Enter The Canyons
Lose 10 lives
Lose 100 Lives
Run out of Lives
Throw 100 Water Balloons
Throw 1000 Water Balloons
Defeat 10 Snails
Defeat 100 Snails
Defeat 10 Worms
Defeat 100 Worms
Defeat 10 Candle Kids
Defeat 100 Candle Kids
Beat Canyons I
Beat Canyons II
Beat Canyons III
Collect All The Coins (Canyons I)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons II)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons III)
Beat Canyons I (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons II (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons III (Without Dying)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Enter The Worm Caves
Beat Worm Caves I
Beat Worm Caves II
Beat Worm Caves III
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves I)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves II)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves III)
Beat Worm Caves I (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves II (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves III (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land I
Beat Lava Land II
Beat Lava Land III
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land I)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land II)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land III)
Beat Lava Land I (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land II (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land III (Without Dying)
Beat The Game
Complete Speedrun Mode in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)
Kill a zombie.
Finish the episode.
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Wake Up
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/375 points)
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
That's a pretty good kick!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
It's colorful, at least.
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)